Loss jokes
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.