Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.