Loss jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.