Loss jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.

Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

Why do orphans air?

It’s invisible just like their parents.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.