Loss jokes
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.