Loss jokes
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
I see you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.