Loss Jokes

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.

About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."

My grandmother said goodnight...

She never said good morning.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.

She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭