Loss jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.