Loss jokes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?