Loss jokes
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.