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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?

A man will actually look for the golf ball.

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

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    • I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

    My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

    So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

    Me: "What are you doing??"

    Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"

    Me: "I don't know."

    Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"

    Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"

    Don't bully kids.

    I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

    I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

    I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

    To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.

    “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”

    “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”

    I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

    Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

    "I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

    "Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

    "No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

    I've been looking for my parents for years.

    For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

    Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

    Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

    Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂