Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
not a joke any girls looking for a steamy hot man
one day i was at school and this girl had the nerve she told me to go to the back of line i was looking behind me and she said what are u looking for i said "to who u talking to boo boo" like is u you my moma
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
I the titanic and im looking for a place to crash tonight
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
Just looking for a cunt.... Oh hello found one
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
I once masturbated in the bathroom
I was looking for something, for a little help
Looked in the wardrobe And found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN
Im looking for the bartender
Person named Bart:
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
