Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches
I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.
I’m not looking for consent, I’m looking for cooperation!
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I once saw a one handed man in a second hand store. I said to him: "i don't think they have what you're looking for sir"
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said "you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills." *he hands her a pen* He said "sell me this pen" She puts in between her boobs.
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
