Looking For jokes

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:

cabbage _50

Carrots-50

Cooking fat -100

Onions_20

Tomato-20

salt-10

Total=250

She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.

McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.

His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."

Me: "What are you doing??"

Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"

Me: "I don't know."

Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"

Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"

Don't bully kids.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."