Long hair jokes

A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.

Long hair Danny, the fanny.

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Hair (DYM 81).

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."