Long hair jokes

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

Long hair Danny, the fanny.

A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.