Haircare jokes
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.