Haircare jokes
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Hair (DYM 81).
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Baal jharne ke upay?
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.