Long hair jokes

A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.

Long hair Danny, the fanny.

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."