Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
My live.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
