Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world? A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic !♪
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
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Which room is the safest place in the house? The living room.
My live
I saw this boy named phone he said where would he live I said an orphinage
I love Alabama. I live their. I have a sign that says Sweet Home Alabama!
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Dont take drugs kids! Me: my therapist says i need those to live D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escourts to school counselor_
I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.
The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
If I wanted to hear beeping I wouldn’t have pulled my grandmas cord to live
what do you call a house with noone living inside? a orphan house
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why cant homeless people but a house
CUS THEY LIVE ON THE STREETS
Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Raju: How about you Sunil
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju : Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he
Nagpur
