Living Jokes

Long live the quee—Oh wait....

you live in the airport

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me

You look too old to be living with your grandma

Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone

Why do orphans live on buses? They never have a home to stop at

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.

What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.

I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away

At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don't make you OD.

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