Living Will jokes

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?

Because they hate their lives and want to die.

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

What's the worst living thing on planet earth?

Humans.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

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My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

Which room is the safest place in the house?

The living room.