Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
My live.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
