My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
i threw my bomerang and now i live in constant fear
In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
Yo momma's so old that even scientist's get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
want to know something jason and michael myers had to watch there family while they have to live forever thats why they kill there trying to make people expreience what they did.
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world? A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic !♪
why is Santa so jolly, because he knows where the naughty girls live
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
My friend said “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal” that was also the same guy who said https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63c5695bb0eff9f8dfe953e2/in-my-science-class-we-were-watching-a-video-and-for-no-reason-at-all-it-started-talking-about-black-lives-matter-and-my
Yo mama soooo stupid she bought tickets *TO X-BOX LIVE*
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
My live.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
