Living Will jokes

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.