Little Jokes

Little Johnny walked on into to his house.He heard a banging sound from up above and decied to investigate.He opened the door to his parents room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door.He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊

What is the fastest thing in the world?

James Charles when he sees little boys

What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap

Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!

What does michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.

Little Jonny tried phone sex but the holes was too small.

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far

twin towers ordered little ceasars but they got jets

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers

So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone

Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb

guess what song this is from:

I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES

OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD

OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING

I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD

Jack and jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy Jack got a surprise and blood shot eyes because jill gave him a roofie

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks 😂

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.