I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What did the hiroshima survivor say about the day little boy dropped? It was a blast
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,
U better ketchup
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
