I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
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What did the hiroshima survivor say about the day little boy dropped? It was a blast
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
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Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
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People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
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Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
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If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"
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I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
