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This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."

Why do orphans love Home Alone?

They like to see a familiar picture.

I like trains.

*train hits him*

Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

I like Cheetos.

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.