Life jokes
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Memes
I Was Wrong!!!
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
I put the fun in funeral.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Dee.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
I had fun.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.