Life jokes
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
What do emos do?
Hang.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.