Life jokes
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Memes
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.