Life jokes
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"