Life jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.