Life jokes
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.