I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
A woman once false accused me for rape and I was sent to life sentence prison. PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
I’m taken,taken my own life bitch
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
I don't get progressive leftists these days, they claim to be supporting BLM but they aren't pro-life
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so see can bleed more
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
Why did a orphan say I'm wanted? because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene. He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan* No one: Literally no one: Me:Time to make his life hell😈
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Life is a lot like a penis. Its relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
