Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
