What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
Letter Jokes
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
