Letter jokes

My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

What did the letter A say to the letter B?

"Z" you later.

a

Bib C, IIf.

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

What is mail? Boring.

I love the letters of the alphabet.

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

Where do Eagles send their children to study?

The Alpha birds.