Bib C, IIf.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
What is mail? Boring.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Hello.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
