What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
