Lessing

Lessing Jokes

there were three men, and two of them died, the last man alive said " that's two less mouths to feed"

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Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.

I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.