What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
Humour is like skin, the darker it gets the less people like it
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
stop with the emojis they kinda just make the joke cringy for example: how many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? well it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. see how cringy it is im mean sure its a dumn example but still just at least less emojis
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I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less
When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
there were three men, and two of them died, the last man alive said " that's two less mouths to feed"
911 pilots are the best readers, They went through 30 stories in less than an hours
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
White people be like less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!
Hahaha dumb white people!
minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
less Depresso more espresso, i'm still depressed but now im fast.
Hi dog dog: woof! butcher: say less
