Lessing

Lessing jokes

Iceberg

    • Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

    Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

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    • Irish

    • What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

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    • Road

    • “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”

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    • Lessing memes

    Atom

    • Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

    Reader

    • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

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    • Worth

    • You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.

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    • Shooter

    • I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

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    • Victim

    • Who are the fastest readers?

    911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.

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