Lessing jokes
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
what is less than 0?
my will to live.