The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

there were three men, and two of them died, the last man alive said " that’s two less mouths to feed"

Who’re the fastest readers?

911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn’t know much? Nose-less

What do you call a homeless orphan

Homo-less