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Depression

Anonymous

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Difference

yeet

What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

Depression

Hahaha

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

Shooting

Anonymous

If a person shoot’s a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?

See

Anonymous

The happier they get the less they see

People

Tide Pods Challenge

The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

Puns

Anonymous

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil… But it’s quite point less

Bad

Damyanl27

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence

Guy

Anonymous

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.

Pencil

fnaf lover

i made a pencil with two erasers, it was point less

Yes

Comment if you get it

"Sir, we’re mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: “Mine less, then.”

Grammar Nazi bursts in: “MINE FEWER.”

Hitler looks over: “Yes?”

Sun

Chicken Nugget Man

God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay… a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird… but okay… God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: shook o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! evil grin Angel: cries Angel: whispers; I’m so sorry…

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Funny

Anonymous

women have less rights than a Nascar track

Allah

Anonymous

Whats 9 divided by 11

Well i know its less than two alright

Sister

Anonymous

I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less

Reader

Dylby

Who’re the fastest readers?

911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds

See

Anonymous

the more they smile, the less they see

Brain

Anonymous

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre

Man

Corrienne Strong

A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions …you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared.  The man did as was told and became generous and kind …as he emerged from the betting office with all his money… he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person…each and everytime. He ,however couldn’t seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what .  When he died the Angel came back for him … “But I’m undeserving I can’t come with you” he said … “Yes you can” replied the Angel , “you gave all your stake ( steak) away”

Puns

Pencil

Want to hear a pencil joke. Never mind it’s point less

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