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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre

The happier they get the less they see

God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay… a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird… but okay… God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: shook o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! evil grin Angel: cries Angel: whispers; I’m so sorry…

there were three men, and two of them died, the last man alive said " that’s two less mouths to feed"

Who’re the fastest readers?

911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds

Whats 9 divided by 11

Well i know its less than two alright

I’d make a farming joke, but I’m just a little less then corny enough.

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn’t know much? Nose-less

God creates a wasp :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay… a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird… but okay… God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: shook o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! evil grin Angel: cries Angel: whispers; I’m so sorry…

What do you call a homeless orphan

Homo-less