The happier they get, the less they see.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less
If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
what is less then 0
my will to live
the more emos there are the less emos there are
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah.
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
what do you call an orphanage? a parent less shelter/ homeless shelter
When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself. It's really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
