Lessing Jokes

Depression

Anonymous
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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Depression

Hahaha
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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less

Depression

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I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

Shooting

Anonymous
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If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?

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Difference

yeet
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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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Emo

DEEZ
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the more emos there are the less emos there are

See

Anonymous
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The happier they get the less they see

Catholic

NotAKiller AreYouACop?
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You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.

Gas

Good Times Had By All
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Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

Doctor

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It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

Eating

Tide Pods Challenge
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The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

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Depression

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People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?

Darkness

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The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah.

Chernobyl

Anonymous
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Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

Mine

Comment if you get it
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"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

Orphan

Anonymous
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What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less

Problem

Anonymous
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child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have

Funny

Anonymous
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When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.

Orphan

Anonymous 69
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we should bully foster parents more for raising parent less nobody's