The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

If a person shoot’s a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?

The happier they get the less they see

The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil… But it’s quite point less

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.

i made a pencil with two erasers, it was point less

"Sir, we’re mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: “Mine less, then.”

Grammar Nazi bursts in: “MINE FEWER.”

Hitler looks over: “Yes?”

God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay… a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird… but okay… God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: shook o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! evil grin Angel: cries Angel: whispers; I’m so sorry…

women have less rights than a Nascar track

Whats 9 divided by 11

Well i know its less than two alright

I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less

Who’re the fastest readers?

911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds

the more they smile, the less they see

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre

A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions …you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared.  The man did as was told and became generous and kind …as he emerged from the betting office with all his money… he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person…each and everytime. He ,however couldn’t seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what .  When he died the Angel came back for him … “But I’m undeserving I can’t come with you” he said … “Yes you can” replied the Angel , “you gave all your stake ( steak) away”

Want to hear a pencil joke. Never mind it’s point less