The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
