Lessing

Lessing Jokes

A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre

When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them