Lessing

Lessing Jokes

People

The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!

Reader

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

Life

More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

Problem

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

Cheese

If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.

Abortion

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

Suicide

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

Condom

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.

Difference

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Pencil

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Murder

What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!

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  • Death

    I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

    Cop

    A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

    I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

    Mom

    Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

    Skeleton

    During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

    He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

    Orphan

    Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

    An orphan.