The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Lessing Jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
