Lessing jokes
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.