911 pilots are the best readers, They went through 30 stories in less than an hours
White people be like less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!
Hahaha dumb white people!
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat. I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
less Depresso more espresso, i'm still depressed but now im fast.
Why God did create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people, and less fun.
Hi dog dog: woof! butcher: say less
the more they smile, the less they see
Who're the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds
Two guys were walking down the street and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any Blond in the world into giving him a Blowjob, any Blond! So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said alright let's see it! The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, Hi my names Dave and my Doctor just told me that if I didn't get a Blowjob from a Blond within three hours that the disease I have will kill me in 'oh less see now 22 minutes! She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says pull it out! 10 minutes later the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out! So he walks over to her and says I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friends life?! So she looks up him just crying her eyes out even worse and says" I could have saved my dad!"
your hairlines less straight than my dads💇
Want to hear a pencil joke. Never mind it’s point less
What do you call a homeless orphan
Homo-less
The average person in 2023 are less strait than the lines my 5th grade P.E. Teacher walked in collage
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much? Nose-less
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less