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I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️‍🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."