What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
