I dare you to smile like a donut did you do it?
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
knock knock whos there parents parents who thats what an orphan would say
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
i made it DONT COPY!!!
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
POV: your sitting here waiting for a good joke, i wait unfulfilled
time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
I don't get it
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
