Laughter jokes
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Bunger got me like:
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"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?