Laughter jokes
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!