Laughter jokes
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.