i have 206 bones but when is see you i have 207
My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
Me tells dad joke orfen I want to here it me you wouldn't get it
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes maybe ask their family
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Those were an a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!
When I say daddy my step brother raise his head
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
When your parents say we are sorry that you are here what do you think of that. I THINK THAT YOUR AN ACCIDENT!
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)