Laughter Jokes

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

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Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

UR MUM!

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"