Laughter jokes

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

*JMC*

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"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.