Laughter jokes

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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