Laughter jokes
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.