Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
