Laughter jokes
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.