Laughter jokes
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.