Last Jokes

I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline

What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed that i only had a crock pot😅

My grandma just died from cancer

My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby

i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android

Parent:Have you seen your sister? Son:No, the last time i seen her when we playing hide n seek.

When is the last time you picked up the phone?

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

I really like those 'driverless cars'. I saw loads of them last week, in the car park.

That's the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury

there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop

I'll remember my last words...."SORRY IM NOT SORRY"

Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-

Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language. Weird. Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.