Last jokes

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?

"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.