do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german
How do you talk to giants? Using big words
why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope
What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing. Except at funerals.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
Cuz they were using fowl language!
Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge, "(sign language)"
What type of alphabet does an elf learn? The elf-abet
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
