It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about words that sound alike. "Blue" is the word, and the aim is to list as many words as possible that rhyme with it. Get it? You probably don't, you're the kind of guy who thinks a balanced breakfast is a donut in each hand. You probably don't even know how to rhyme!
Gwen
Sorry I'm just bored...
Peter Griffin
Hehehehehehe
Peter Griffin
Poo
Gwen
Shoe. I mean... I forgot dew... lol