Language

Language Jokes

Guy

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Ball

What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

'Whodya nikabollokov'

Word

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

Milk

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

Wood

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

Word

A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

Monday

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.