Language jokes
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Bum.
Dan, I'd bent.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!