You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did the caretaker of the twin towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes They never land Just like the plains
