You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
yo hairline so large you could land a fighter jet on it
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
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that joke didn't land well did it
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
This native American won't stop talking shit about me, so I said "please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors".
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
You know what they say about 911 jokes
The second one never lands as good as the first one
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did the caretaker of the twin towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes They never land Just like the plains
