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"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.

How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.

Friend: I broke up with Sara.

Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

Friend: How did her pussy feel?

Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...

I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Q: How do you know a wishing well works?

A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?

Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.

Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?

The recoil.

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.