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A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

Kid: Runs home.

A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

If you know, you know.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Me: How do you know that?

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?

Heartbeat.

So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.

We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!

I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.

Why can't orphans play softball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)