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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don't know, I don't have one.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...