Knock

Knock Jokes

some kid with parents "knock knock" "orphan'' whose there? some kid with parents "not your parents"

Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!

Knock knock

Whose there?

Not Sally...

How did she die?

A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock

Whose there?

A bomb

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf? Looks like I've only got myshelf to blame...

Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

Knock knock. Who's there. Bagel. Bagel who. Toast it's me your arch nemesis bagel here to make up. BYE