Knock

Knock Jokes

I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

I don't know?!?

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Steve!"

"Steve who?"

Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

some kid with parents "knock knock" "orphan'' whose there? some kid with parents "not your parents"

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bagel."

"Bagel who?"

"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"