Knock jokes
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.