Knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Por que. Por que who? "That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.