Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Knock Jokes
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."