When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
"knock knock?" "who's there?" "Depression" "Depression wh-" ME!! *runs away*
knock knock
your mom
some kid with parents "knock knock" "orphan'' whose there? some kid with parents "not your parents"
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ididap! Ididapoo!!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Knock knock, Whos there? child, Child who? Child Millissa!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock knock who’s there Banna banna who? Knock knock whos there banna.banna who knock knock WHOS THERE banna banna who knock knock who’s there banna who orange you glad I didn’t say banna yup🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
