Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock knock.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!