Knock-knock jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂