Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!