Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her: