Knock knock

Knock-knock jokes

Dishwasher

Knock knock!!

Who's there??

Dishwasher!!

Dishwasher who??

Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!

Football

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

Boo

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"

Knock

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh---

MOOOO!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the bitch house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Nut

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

Peanut

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!

KGB

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh-?

*slaps* I will ask the questions here.

Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!