Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
Knock knock who’s there Joe Joe who Jo mama
Knock knock who’s there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ach Ach who? Bless you
knock knock whos there? not sally
Knock knock who’s there island .island who Island the one that knows you
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
knock knock who's there boo boo who don't cry its just a joke
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
