Knock-knock jokes
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!