Knock-knock jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.