Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.