Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!