Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
knock knock
your mom
knock knock whos there abby abby who? ABBY C D E F G
Knock knock, who's there? europe europewho (yourapoo)
Knock knock whos their? prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock knock!who is It? Knock. Knock who? Knock you.
knock knock whos there daisy daisy who daisy me rollinnnnnn
knock knock who's there olive olive who I love you
(knock knock) whos there, Accident, accident who, accident you
bob has no arms knock knock, whos there, its not bob.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
