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Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
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Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger. A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult she had kids. When they were old enough she told them you could be whatever you want...
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
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what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
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I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
