Kids jokes
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."