Kids jokes
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!