Kids jokes
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Memes
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!