Kids jokes
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Memes
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.