Kids jokes
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.