Kids jokes
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.