Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
Kids Jokes
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
