Kids jokes
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂