Kids jokes
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.