The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
Hello if you don't know me (Which you probably don't) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that's it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.
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do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
the Parkland kids
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".
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One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Me: what do you call 4 depressed kids
my friend: what?
me: the suicide squad
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind
Sadly he didn't see it coming
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What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
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I went up to a kid and asked are you an orphan? They said yes what gave me away? I said your parents
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
