Kids jokes
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.