Kids Jokes

I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"

edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway