Kids jokes

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?

The child has no trouble shooting.

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

He won’t stand against the three of us!

Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...

Just kidding.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."