Kids jokes
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."