Kids jokes
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Memes
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?