Kids jokes

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.