Kids jokes

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

How do tourists feed their kids?

Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?

The child has no trouble shooting.

A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

I AM SO SORRY!

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

He won’t stand against the three of us!

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...

Just kidding.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.