Kids jokes
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.