the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,🤣
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Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
bro i gave a suicdal kid nikes...he just did it lol
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
She responds: “see that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “but mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your Parents
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
oh wait i'm thinking of....
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What did one emo kid say to the other I like ya cuts G
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
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Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
