Kids jokes

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

What do you call a group of emo kids?

The suicide squad.

The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.

But the tree left him hanging!

Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?

Answer: She’s dead.

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

What do you call a white kid who kills another?

Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.