Kids jokes
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.