Kids jokes

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

What is yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids.

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y