Kids jokes
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Memes
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!