Kids jokes
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.