Kids jokes
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~