Kids jokes

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?

House of Pain—"Jump Around."

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.

But if you're vegan, you call him food.

If you're poor, you eat the skin.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did the kid say to the emo?

"Don't leave me hanging!"

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.

What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?

In-N-Out of kids.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

Why do dwarfs do drugs?

To get high.