Kids jokes
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.